DickConfetti

DickConfetti isn’t actually about some guy named Richard Confetti…

The name comes from when I was going through, cleaning up my room, and put a bunch of stuff through a paper-shredder.
I ended up putting some porn through it, and, well… dick confetti came out the other end… And me being the way that I am, I thought it rolled off the tongue nicely so I committed it to memory.

What’s the point of the site, though? Not sure.
I think this is just going to be a place for me (Kel) and my boyfriend (Mike) to futz around with and post silly crap.

We’ll have the blog element, a gallery, possibly a wiki just for shits. No idea, really. Maybe a CMS, but I think the blog will be enough.

We’ll see!

The Authors

Photo taken by Laura Rinaldi (Dollhau5)Mike
Mike is a 20 year old student, gamer and bonafide Little Raver Boy^(tm) from Worcester, Massachusetts.
When he’s not saving his boyfriend’s life or throwing trays of food at old people, he can be found making fun of nerds in IRC, playing videogames, or plotting his next weekend retreat to a party with lots of beads weighing him and his beloved Snow Leopard plushie, Unf, down.

Recently he was made crew for a New England event promotions group, for whom he hands out fliers and shakes his booty all the while telling people to go to the next show or face having Unf thrown at their heads (and he’s got beanie-paws, so that would suck).
His favorite foods have something to do with A1 Sauce and Chicken Nuggets, but probably not at the same time.

Photo taken by Eng-ShienKel
Kel is a 23 year old linux nerd, Electro/Breaks DJ, wannabe chef and chest-tube rockstar currently working for wCities.com, born and raised in San Jose.
Kel spends most of his time beating his head against his computer or tempting himself with little geeky projects around the house (PFSense ahoy), playing video games here and there, and digging for new electro house and breakbeat tracks online. He occasionally makes time to harass his roommates or call his mom.
When the mood strikes him, he’s been known to bust out the slow cooker and let it do a lot of work for him, then take the credit for a nice brisket, or hide in shame after turning an entire chicken (bones and all) in to a powdery mess.
He can also be found tooling around in his much beloved ’07 Impreza (The Woobaru.)

Together, the boys hope to put together an amusing little collection of crap that one or two people may enjoy pouring over when it’s raining or snowing and there’s nothing else fun to do.
Or possibly some interesting stories about their long distance relationship, and how they’re attempting to defeat it one day at a time.
…
Then again, maybe it’ll just be silly crap. They don’t know either.
Thanks for checking in. Enjoy.